That’s all for now, class dismissed. Next time we will discuss when ATM is appropriate. A day in the life of the future Mrs. Kent.

Canadina Single Women

Now with that said, there are some etiquette that comes with getting down in the brown. Remember, us guys want to feel like we’re special and that you rarely if ever do anything as sinfully dirty as this, it’s just that you’re so sexually attracted to us that you’re letting it slide this once (yes, we know it’s not true but it will make us feel better about ourselves in the morning). If you don’t make us feel this way the chances of you getting a phone call back or us hooking up again are very slim. The worst thing you can do is make a guy feel like this is something you do on a regular basis and every guy around the block and the whole Washington Redskins defensive line has anally banged you.

Dating Online

For me I’m all cool and the gang when it comes to the BDDDs but I wouldn’t say I have a fetish about it. It’s not something I do on the first night unless I’m with a certain type of girl I know that’s scientifically prone to like the BDDDs. For instance we know for a fact 98% of all Brazilian women love anal. True story, you don’t believe me, go to xmovies.com type in Brazilian in the search box and watch your world be changed (I wouldn’t try viewing this page at work). What you thought Tom Brady really needed to sit out the whole NFL season? Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Dude really just sprained his big toe, but once Gisele spread dem cheecks, he was sprung and had to wife the chick for life… put a ring on it. Next up is Greek chicks, this one is just obvious. Some one told me that from the moment they can walk, they walk around with a wooden butt plug. Lastly is natural red heads. Now they don’t love BDDDs as much as the first two groups but they’re really into rougher sex, like punching and head butting. But if you put them in the cross face chicken wing, then they will beg for some BDDD with no lube…. all of this is factual true story.

Introduction

Alright ladies, I guess it’s time we have another one of our world famous sit downs. Today’s sermon will be real talk on the good back door action. Now from a guys point of view let me tell you why most of us like to do it. Most people would think it’s because of the tightness*. That’s a small part of it. The honest reason is because we think it’s taboo, kinky and that most girls really don’t like it. Now don’t get me wrong, most of us sophisticated guys who read grown up women’s magazines like Teen Vogue know there could be nothing further from the truth, that most women like anal or have tried it and even if they don’ t enjoy it see it as no big deal.

Single Girls Review

Let’s review shall we. So “hypothetically” speaking, let’s just say you meet a hot guy at Lucky Bar on two dollar beer night (Thursday). Everything is going great and you go back to you place. Of course things are going to get freaky. But as hot and heavy as things get for no reason should you suddenly take off your pants, bend over, touch your toes and scream out, “fill up all my holes daddy”. If you must dirty talk during sex please do not yell out, ” I want you to gape my ass”. In fact, don’t ever utter the word, “gape” during sex…. ever (New rule, dirty porn talk should only be done by women who… LOOK LIKE PORN STARS! Let’s make it simple, if you look like Bree Olsen you can say whatever sick, dirty turrets thing that comes to your mind. If you’re 5′1, pushing a duce nickel, please shut the fuck up and take the dick. Commentary does not make you hotter.) Back to what I was saying. Under no circumstance should you ever brag about how much you love anal before you’re in bed with the guy. This will put in you a specific category, but if you’re not trying to date the dude then by all means, go ahead and brag about how you anally masturbate with a baseball bat big end first. If you want to let a guy know your ok with the back door dick down (BDDD)then wait till he makes the move. Most guys have got it down to a science. There’s the “oops wrong hole” technique where the tip “accidentally” goes in but stays a little too long and we wait for your reaction before we “remember” its in the wrong hole. Then there’s the “bootie grab, spread, middle finger in” technique which is pretty self explanatory”. Then there’s always the four finger shocker. When the guy makes any of these two moves, then you can act like it’s cool and you’re ok with it.